He's bad, he's bad, you know it, he's bad

R.I.P. Karl

Karl is Alex's boyfriend on my favorite show, Lost. He is an Other, but alas, also dead. He was shot by an unknown sniper in season four, episode 8. Which, as all you Lost fans know, means we'll be seeing this Karl again.

My Carl would NEVER do this

Carl was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.His wife was really angry.

She told him " Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!

The next morning Carl got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.


Carl has been missing since Friday. Please pray for Carl.

Karl Benz

This Karl is believed to be the inventor of the first gasoline-powered car. His last name probably sounds familiar to you.

By the way, is it just me, or do men named Carl have a particular fondness for fabulous mustaches?

Carl-as-an-example

Buying and selling votes is bad economics. Just ask Carl and Mankiw.

Carl Patrick Burrowes

According to Virginia Living, the most awesome magazine ever, Carl Patrick Burrowes is a Liberian who is a professor at Penn State University--Harrisburg. The history of Liberia is fascinating. Liberia was established as a colony of free African Americans from the United States. The capital is Monrovia (named after James Monroe).

Karl Lagerfeld

Karl Lagerfeld is a crazy freak of a man who makes sexy clothes. He is a designer for Chanel and does eccentric artsy things like own hundreds of ipods.